Today's greatest news

Pig housemate is going to move away, hoorah!

Good things today

At least it's me.
Laughs.
Helped out.
Few dishes.
Exercise went well.
No hiccups.
Peace.

Housemate like a pig

Pig doesn't clean up after it self.
Pig doesn't care for others.
Pig is selfish.
Pig is stinky.
Pig does nothing but for itself.

My housemate fits.

Whatever

I highly suspect someone's ancestors to be pigs.